Thursday, October 29, 2009
In My Library... Giraffes? Giraffes!
"Giraffes? Giraffes! is the first in the series, and puts forth the following novel theories: that giraffes were not part of any evolutionary chain, but came here from Neptune, by way of very long (but convenient and fast) escalators; that giraffes are expert dancers, but they become angry if you ask them about their dancing; that giraffes control over 90 percent of what we see in mirrors; that the Giraffe navy is as strong as ever, contrary to recent claims in the popular press."
Funniest... book... (not ever) but EVER! I found this book at a great shop in the Mission while on a business trip to San Francisco this winter. I've always loved giraffes, but I had no clue what I was in store for with the brilliant Giraffes? Giraffes! by Dr. & Mr. Doris Haggis-on-Whey. Seriously... laugh out loud hilarious!